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Reasons Why We Indians Cannot Be Terrorists :))
Came across this stuff and loved it tooo much to not post it ... Humor is alwayzz welcome :))
1. *We are always late*; we would have missed all the flights.
2. We would *talk loudly* and bring attention to ourselves.
3. With *free food & drinks* on the plane, we would forget why we were on the plane :)
4. We *talk with our hands*;therefore we would have to put our weapons down.
5. We would *ALL want to fly the plane*.
6. We would *argue and start a fight* in the plane.
7. We *can't keep a secret*; we would have told everyone a week before doing it.
8. We would have put our *country's flag* on the windshield.
9. We would have postponed the mission because a *cricket match* was going on that day !!!
10. We would all have fallen over each other *to be in the photograph* being taken with one of the hostages.
FUTURE MANAGERS
We love to party
We love to rock
We know what to do next
We know good time management
We understand no rules
We are ambitious
We are cool….
We are future managers!!!!!
Every time in every other lecture one or the other faculty delivers this dialogue ‘You people are future Managers…..’ (And obviously then followed by some criticism like learn to do this learn to do that)...
Well… we are now pretty sure that we are going to be future managers… coz each time we are given a task a night before and we present it the very next day… it is very well said for us ‘if you’ll be given a task to submit next Tuesday you’ll start with it on previous night…’
And I won’t say this statement is incorrect….. In fact this is very true and that’s what we are learning here ‘Prioritizing’… so when you know you already have other important things today why to do something for which you have a week or so…. ;)
We love to party…. No matter what we score…. We party coz it’s over…. ;)
say exams…. They rarely go well but we never forget to celebrate the moment that it’s over…
Earlier for most of the people… sleep was the solution after a tiring day…. Now it’s shifted to relaxing by doing some party or going out…. And of course sleep too but no fix time for it….. We can sleep at any time of the day and work mostly late at night…. It’s obvious when you are thirsty you’ll drink more water….. Similarly when you are working under such hectic schedule you need more party ;)
We know how to work smart…. Of course with touch of hard work…. We are concerned about everything from social life with friends to personal life and time for ourselves… We are tech savvy and style concious.....
Future managers are always concerned about their social image but are equally concerned about their appearance… time is gone when people used to concentrate only on work….
We are too demanding we want everything from life…. And we move with lots and lots of desires….. And somehow we know we’ll fulfill them too…….
We are carefree but not careless….. We are cool but ambitious…… we are willing to work but love to party….. We enjoy life to the fullest….. We rock…. Yes…… We are future managers….
CHEERS!!!!!!!!!! :))
Check your Smartness
Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer
them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately.
OK?
Let's find out just how clever you really are.
Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)
First Question:
You are participating in a race You overtake the second person. What
position are you in?
Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong!
If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!
Try not to screw up in the next question.
To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for the
first question.
Second Question:
If you overtake the last person, then you are...?
Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong
again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?
You're not very good at this! Are you?
Third Question:
Very tricky math! Note: This must be done in your head only.
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.
Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another
1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000 Now add 10. What is the total?
Scroll down for answer.
Did you get 5000?
The correct answer is actually 4100.
Don't believe it? Check with your calculator! Today is definitely not your
day. Maybe you will get the last question right?
Fourth Question:
Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono.
What is the name of the fifth daughter?
Answer: Nunu?
NO! Of course not.
Her name is Mary . Read the question again
Okay, now the bonus round:
There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the
action of brushing one's teeth he successfully expresses himself to the
shopkeeper and the purchase is done.
Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how
should he express himself?
He just has to open his mouth and ask, so simple.
KEEP THIS GOING TO FRUSTRATE THE
SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE!!
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