Reasons Why We Indians Cannot Be Terrorists :))

Came across this stuff and loved it tooo much to not post it ... Humor is alwayzz welcome :))

1. *We are always late*; we would have missed all the flights.
2. We would *talk loudly* and bring attention to ourselves.
3. With *free food & drinks* on the plane, we would forget why we were on the plane :)
4. We *talk with our hands*;therefore we would have to put our weapons down.
5. We would *ALL want to fly the plane*.
6. We would *argue and start a fight* in the plane.
7. We *can't keep a secret*; we would have told everyone a week before doing it.
8. We would have put our *country's flag* on the windshield.
9. We would have postponed the mission because a *cricket match* was going on that day !!!
10. We would all have fallen over each other *to be in the photograph* being taken with one of the hostages.